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Sarcasm, cupcakes, and general douchebagery are in my arsenal.

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Nov
6th
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Reblog with where you live and why you hate it so much.

windycitysailor:

chiefmastersergeantmyers:

icanstilldream:

theindiehippie:

i-love-you-so:

quarantina:

2hookersandan8ball:

livetoinfinity:

joshuakasch:

brighteyesandbadgoodbyes:

t0mriddle:

escapingengland:

I live in Blackpool, England, and I hate it because it’s fucking tacky.

Most people hate where they come from. Your go.

winnipeg, canada. the winters are too damn cold.

cowpens, south carolina. the. name. is. COWPENS.

what more of a reason do you need?

Cape Coral, Florida.

Old people, tourists, and gh3tt0/scene beans. whats not to hate

Rockville, Maryland

scene kids, ghetto trash, and strip malls. fun, right?

Nashville, TN

2 words….country music

Pflugerville, TX. Small town. There’s never anyone new to meet.

Catonsville, MD. It’s far away.

virginia. think about it… oh that’s right nothing comes to mind. and that’s why it sucks. there’s no reason to even put the specific place.

Minnesota. It’s way too damn cold here half of the year. I envy those whom have never seen snow. Or shoveled it. Or driven in it. Or got stuck in a ditch because of it.

Arlington Heights, IlL I hate it cause its too far from him <3

Algonquin IL, and I dont hate it. it’s pretty legit.

Orlando, Florida.

Tourists, shitty drivers, the lack of seasons (oh wait, we have hot as balls, and semi-cold), the humidity, Spring Break college douche bags over-populating the beaches, the 45-minute drive to the beach, Disney.

Nov
4th
Wed
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I wonder if they would hire me with a cum stain on my pants.
— Christina
Nov
2nd
Mon
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Sophisticated; like a hooker?

thenewromantic:

(via obkstm)

I LOVE FRIENDS.

TRUFAX.

Oct
24th
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Lol.

Lol.

Oct
22nd
Thu
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I’m going to learn how to play a banjo.
— Christina.
Oct
21st
Wed
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temper tantrum over.

Yes, I literally did just have a temper tantrum.  Screaming, yelling, throwing shit.  Breaking shit.  The works.

Still sick, no fever, but I have a horrendous cough sucking the life out of me.

I just finished my cause-and-effect essay.  Totally gonna get failing marks on it.  Not only do I only have three cites (supposed to have five) but I have about half of the required words. Honestly, though?  Where the fuck am I supposed to find credible sources to cite on the subject of reality shows?  Really, professor?  Really?

In other news, I’m going to tackle my “at home midterm essay” in a few hours.  My English professor’s letting me do it at home… considering I have the flu, and shit.

Fuck monkeys.

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inothernews:

HUG IT OUT San Diego Chargers linebacker Kevin Burnett and a teammate dragged down Denver Broncos running back Knowshon Moreno during their game in San Diego Monday. The Broncos won 34-23. (Photo: Chris Park / AP via the Wall St. Journal)

Not to mention Eddie Royal&#8217;s beautiful kickoff return to score a touchdown.  Fuckyeah.

inothernews:

HUG IT OUT San Diego Chargers linebacker Kevin Burnett and a teammate dragged down Denver Broncos running back Knowshon Moreno during their game in San Diego Monday. The Broncos won 34-23. (Photo: Chris Park / AP via the Wall St. Journal)

Not to mention Eddie Royal’s beautiful kickoff return to score a touchdown.  Fuckyeah.

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(via planettampon)

&#8230;.crap, that&#8217;s terrifying.  Kill it with fire.

(via planettampon)

….crap, that’s terrifying.  Kill it with fire.

Sep
28th
Mon
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jinxlovesmax:

hennypotter:

tonytoday:nedhepburn:doinwork:
Disney Stewie.
Jennifer does not approve.

what the F is this F-ing shit.

wut.

jinxlovesmax:

hennypotter:

tonytoday:nedhepburn:doinwork:

Disney Stewie.

Jennifer does not approve.

what the F is this F-ing shit.

wut.

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I'm definitely mentioning Lil' Wayne in my figurative language essay

“shorty said the n**** that she with ain’t s***, shorty said the n**** that she with ain’t this, shorty said the n**** that she with can’t hit”

anaphora ftw.